Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2015
September 01, 2015
September 03, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: How's school going, kid? R.J: The kids in homeroom laughed when I told them I was a young soldier of fortune. They won't laugh when a wizard casts an evil zombie spell on the school and I face flying monkeys with flame-throwing machine guns to return with an antidote. TNT: That's nice. Oooo! Fritos. R.J: Soon, they will regret picking me last for kickball! I'll show them all!
Good luck finding a villain that wants to go back to school…