Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 03, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: R.J. for the last time, recess is over! Come to class or you're going to the principal's office! R.J: Listen, lady, this is gettin' monotonous, day in and day out. I live by my own law, not your petty rules! and right now, my law is telling me to swing and then possibly hit the monkey bars. You think detention will hold me, toots? I've broken out of South American prisons that smelled worse!
Oddly enough, he has.