Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2015

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Breezy: We found Miss Molly unconscious on the floor! Is she... Woman: She's alive, but just barely! Talk to the doc if you want to know more! Rip Haywire: What's quack McDatemygirl doing here? Shouldn't you be on the golf course or something? Doc: It's a small island, Haywire. I'm C.S.I too. Rip Haywire: Yeah, well, you're no William Peterson, bub. Breezy: Although, with a little more gray he could be Ted Danson. Woman: Hey, enough pop-culture bantering! We got a crime to solve here!