Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 24, 2015

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: The victim was poisoned on the lips. Breezy: S-somebody tried to kiss her to death? Narrator: Rip's grandfather is the main suspect in an attempted murder! Call Matlock! Woman: We found Don Juan Haywire's fingerprints all over the house... (Ahem!) and the victim... we've got enough for an arrest! Don Juan: Ahh, some senoritas would rather die than miss their beauty sleep. Rip Haywire: Boy, I hope he's restrained his penchant for using death as a colorful metaphor!