Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2015
September 27, 2015
September 29, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, Molly didn't make it! Don Juan's looking at murder! Rip Haywire: Sweet Molly McFrame-up! Narrator: Rip turns private snoop to help clear his grandpappy of a crime he didn't commit! Matlock was busy. Meanwhile... Man: You've got trouble, Rip Haywire is looking into this.... Gahh. I hate that guy, he stole my girl! Narrator: Ok, back to Rip... Rip Haywire: The victim was poisoned on the lips... somebody kissed her to death. Don Juan: My lips have never broken the law, unless passion is a crime! Rip Haywire: You better hope you get an all-woman jury, Gramps.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m not used to someone dying in this strip, especially when it’s not a bad guy. Figure it out quickly, Rip!
ericbrower over 9 years ago
Okay, I’m pretty sure she left you because you SOLD HER OUT to Tahiti Jones’ pirate crew.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
Matlock was busy? Dead is now called “busy”? Too soon?
Bob. over 9 years ago
Cigareets and whuskey and wild, wild, women…………..
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
I would advise against the “slave of passion” defense.