Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: We need transportation out of Lie Beard's pirate Lair... TNT: I'd say Hotwire a car, but you're way too short to drive! You can't be serious. Rip Haywire: Haywire legs are fast, like a leopard in the night. Man: Aye yi yi! I cannot hit him! He is like a leopard in the night! Rip Haywire: See, TNT? I told you that was the most apt smile!
Are leopards faster at night? (I know it’s supposed to reference a black animal on a black night…)