Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 29, 2016

Transcript:

Voice: Lie beard the Pirate, you sold a stolen ring to a hapless deputy Sheriff! You must buy back the ring or face my wraithly wrath! Man: Yes! Yes! Anything ghost of (gulp!) pirates past! Narrator: A young Rip is trying to scare a thieving pirate straight! Rip: Oh good, I happen to have it on me... Man 2: Why are the lights out in here, lie beard? Man 1: What the Seize them! Rip: You dare seize the ghost of pirates past?!? Who is without a plan B? TNT: Plan B is always RUN!