Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2016
June 07, 2016
June 09, 2016
Transcript:
Man: You need to rehire Rip Haywire. Our satellites watched his last mission... What we thought were explosions were actually just his fists punching things. We need an OP like that at the alliance! And give him a real office, Fusspot! Col. Fusspot: Be reasonable, sir, what if I promoted the janitor instead? He's already moved his mops back into Rip's old office!
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
And you just might be promoted to tosspot. (No wimpy ka-slammy for that agent.)
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
This Fusspot is a twit. Rip is far more valuable to this organization.
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
… EXPLOSIONS were ACTUALLY just HIS FISTS PUNCHING THINGS.
I LOVE IT, Dan!
StoicLion1973 over 8 years ago
Fusspot, Fenway Parker (the original), Rodeo Jones, Easy’s Uncle Spur… No matter the “reality”, Rip seems to encounter morons in high places.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
“You want reasonable? How about we give him your office, and you can have Rip’s old office?”“B-But I’m claustrophobic, sir…”
Phatts over 8 years ago
I’m trying to figure out what’s “reasonable” about promoting the janitor??