Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2016

Transcript:

Breezy: Oh, Rip, this necklace you surprised me with is just gorgeous. I'll never take it off. Rip Haywire: Oh, man. Narrator: Rip runs into trouble when Breezy thinks a gift for a double agent he is secretly meeting is for her. Breezy: Rip, don't you just love it? Rip Haywire: Meh, it's not like it's from Jared! It looks scratched! I'll return it for another! Breezy: It's after 8, Rip! Won't the store be closed? Rip Haywire: Uh, I'll break in! Breezy: Well, goodbye, I'll miss you. Rip Haywire: Me or the necklace? Breezy: Can't it be both?