Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 01, 2016

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Woman: Thank you for bringing the necklace to me, Senor Haywire. Rip Haywire: I hope it's worth it. A life could be lost because of it. Mine! Woman: This necklace is to be traded in the black market. I can say no more, except we live in strange times, Senor Haywire. Rip Haywire: I know, right? What's with all the movie remakes... has it really all been done? Breezy: What's taking Rip so long? Rip Haywire: I really should go to my suite, I am on my honeymoon, by the way. Woman: Here is a congratulatory kiss, which in no way can be misunderstood in case your wife sees us!