Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2017
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Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Can I, uh, hold that magical kitty idol that's causing all this trouble? TNT: No! Cobra Carson: Why do you recoil? I am no thief. TNT: Yes you are! It says so on your business card! Cobra Carson: Gimmie that kitty, snausage breath! Cat: The catapycalypse is out of control! The world is ending! Wait, what's that light? Rip Haywire: What is it? Breezy: You're dreaming, Rip, and it's not one of the good ones about me. Baby: Dad sure is screwy! Rip Haywire: Wha? I seriously need to stop eating hungry man dinners and watching youtube cat videos before bed.
Funny – I had a Hungry Man just last night; the “Mexican Style Fiesta”. Simple and sure beats making a big mess late at night.