Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2017
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Transcript:
Man: When the mayor gets to his house, we'll activate the remote bomb! Piece of cake! Narrator: Midnight in Key Bay Harbortown, where the Bantam is about to strike! Rip Haywire: Well it looks like the frosting on your cake is going to be black and blue! Man: Aye Caramba! It's the chupacabra! Man 2: Seriously, you think the chupacabra is a giant pigeon? Rip Haywire: I am the Bantam! Bantam! It's a small, aggressive rooster... oh, skip it! Man: It's the Bigfoot?
Be thankful you’re not The Thrush. They’ll think of a mouth disease long before thinking of a melodious songbird.