Just to all the cyberpervs in the audience…I notice no one here seems to consider the possibility that la femme is underage.
(More importantly, I do not recall a shovel attachment on a Swiss army knife – not even on the nautical models – or most conventional pocket-sized multitools. Is it possible she has mixed up one of the openers – either bottle or can? I would not put it past most inexperienced users, but then I’m an aficionado who turned a key clip into a Leatherman by including blades and bits from three different knives – including a fork, a spoon, and a few foam washers I cut myself.)
Just to all the cyberpervs in the audience…I notice no one here seems to consider the possibility that la femme is underage.
(More importantly, I do not recall a shovel attachment on a Swiss army knife – not even on the nautical models – or most conventional pocket-sized multitools. Is it possible she has mixed up one of the openers – either bottle or can? I would not put it past most inexperienced users, but then I’m an aficionado who turned a key clip into a Leatherman by including blades and bits from three different knives – including a fork, a spoon, and a few foam washers I cut myself.)