Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2023

Uh oh, a pancake gal. RJ is in trouble now.

You may have found another keeper RJ.

Tank Tucker is on Patreon, I believe…

Looks like she may be about to slide out of the “sidekick zone” and into someplace a little closer to RJ’s heart, or stomach, or maybe it’s the “pancake zone.”

Ka-Pancakes!!!

Honey already has one up on Breezy; she likes pancakes while Breezy likes waffles. I adore waffles but in the Haywire family, pancakes are supreme.

I presume whatever costume RJ- I mean, Tank, chooses will be as indestructible as those pants.

You might consider showering first, “Tank.” Detective Honey DOES seem interested in you (and, not just your story,) but “freshing up” a bit wouldn’t hurt.

I think she’s more than all ears…

So “RJ” is no longer applicable?

Funny how RJ spontaneously bulked up just by hearing about his indestructibility.

Rip is getting Barney Googled by RJ/Tank/Snuffy

So can me calls you Tanky?

Come on now, he saves your life. And you not even say Tank you.

He’ll need a shirt to go in a restaurant. Maybe he can get one off clothesline like the Hulk. But nowadays, what’s a clothesline?

KA-SELF EXPLANATORY!

Rip would like Honey. She’s got good taste.

She’s good-looking, brave, and willing to discuss over pancakes.

RJ… I mean, Tank Tucker…, don’t lose this one!

It’s still a shame that he didn’t get to say goodbye to Rip and Family…

After all, after everything RJ and TNT went through together? And how to explain to Hazy what happened to her big brother?