Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2023

Come on Dutch! Even a tough guy like Rip likes a pat on the back from ol’ Dad now and then.

Very good question. Pay attention parents and future parents.

Dutch subscribes to the same character building ideas as Calvin’s dad.

Ah, yes! Agent Alliteration speaks for the audience who have questioned why Dutch chastises Rip’s methods when those same methods (1) work; and, (2) fix problems caused by the methods Dutch seems to prefer.

ka-Yay Lorna!

Must be the Alliance is trying Budweiser’s approach, to move into the future.

Dutch Haywire’s fists haven’t giggled in decades. Too undignified. He needs to go on a father-son crime smashing spree.

KA-CHARACTER!

For once, Lorna has a very good point.