Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 04, 2014

Now when I die, now don’t think I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

So even if you get a beached blue whale (98 feet; 30 meters), it would take it almost half a minute for it to relieve its bladder?

I’ve heard of several pilots in dog fights shooting themselves down by being hit by their own missile, but I’ve not heard of one hit by his own bullets before.

That pilot got ahead of himself.

Remember to wash your hands (or hoofs or paws or whatever)…

Scientist at Georgia Tech must have to much time in their hands..I meant on their hands.

What do you have to wash your hands for? My mother told me not to pee on them.

So the pilot was faster than a speeding bullet?

Hey, grey boy! The shoes, watch the shoes…

the size of the prostate has something to say about that

“Your tax dollars at work.”

He fired the bullets while climbing, then went into a dive. He flew through the bullets as they were coming back down, and he had picked up enough speed to catch up with them.

The jet shooting itself down, is true.As for peeing… I have no idea, I just do it, and do it, and do it…

so would it be accurate to say an F-11 is faster than a speeding bullet?

In regard to the “urinate” panel(anyone remember that word?), I can only reflect on how crude our culture has become. I am probably of the last generation to remember it a different way.

That average means little – A cow can unload much faster than a bull. It’s a basis for rain measurements:

FogMist SprinklerainingRaining Cats and DogsDownpourCob FloaterGoose drownerCPFR (Cow going potty on a flat rock!)

Sorry fellows, but I got you guys beat. I’m a going as soon as I sit down.

At today’s price of $1257.30/Troy oz. that coffin would be worth more than $5.5 million…but who’s counting?

Is that with or without shaking?