Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 10, 2018

Gotta miss you, Ms. Franklin. (If 20/20 vision is average vision, what IS perfect vision then?)

I once knew an Eye Doctor place in Washington state who’s last four digits of their telephone number was 2020 !

That’s a weird coincidence; I’m going to be discussing ostracism today.

And here I thought 20/20 was a news show.

Alison Krauss gets my vote for purest voice. (sigh)

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Great day for politician exile jokes today. Too bad it’s a joke and not policy.

There was a report a while back that said an owl’s vision is so good that it could read a newspaper headline a mile away. Someone said in response to that, “I wonder where they found an owl that could read.”

They probably exiled all their good politicians.

And I thought 20/20 was an abomination of cricket.

More to the point, the term “perfect vision” is meaningless. Chickens see 10 times as well as humans.

20-20 means that you can see at 20 feet what the average person can see at 20 feet. 20-50 means that you can see at 20 feet what an average person can see at 50 feet. 20-10 means that you can see at 20 feet what an average person can see at 10 feet.

20 -20 SO WHAT’S PERFECT?

that is what President Trump is trying to do – get rid of the swamp. Finally, we have someone in the white house who isn’t a politician… and we can be thankful for the electoral college!