Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 16, 2019

Miss Liu must have quite some sellers.

When the 10 years is up, they’re changing the name to Lapdance.

Couldn’t you just buy a bottle of the cologne that your loved one wore?

Is there a city in Tuvalu (TV) called Direct?

I thought we used perfumes to not smell like “people” :D

“Your liver fluctuates in size!” – So does my stomach! :D

Time to get a petition going to stop all grants to MIT.

People must use O’delockerroom.

YOUR liver fluctuates in size! Mine just lays there and curses at me.

I am going to try to get the people in my small town in Texas to change our name to “Mercedes.”

Our town voted to change its name to, “Millionaire,” if a One-percenter wants to sponsor us.

Seems like that would be an INSANE amount of work (and paperwork) just for a decade of free TV. I mean, it’s annoying enough just changing a phone number. Hope it was worth it, Clark. :p

“basic TV” does not cover very much. little for the DVR to record. The movie “little” was not even rated.

Are these perfumes marketed like the bicycle plates with your name on them?

“Ben”, “Susan”, “Kit”…

Dish Texas. They sold their souls on a platter.

I wonder if any town has changed their name to ExLax…

Dish, TX: on our way to the Corporate States of America.

The smell of beer and farts should represent the smell of most men.

Have we all forgotten Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?

Make the girls happy and create a men’s cologne that smells like money…

Well, that company that makes Clark bars went out of business so they weren’t going to get anything from them.

“Your liver fluctuates in size” – I don’t know of any human organ which does not.