Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 17, 2020

Earth has two moons now, One is to small to see from earth.

As an employee of a grocery store, I’d so like to see signor Buonarroti-Simoni’s shopping list.

Reminds me of the recurrent dreams I once had, where I would look up and I would see ALL the lunar phases at once, so basically there were about 30 moons in the sky. Sometimes the pattern would include loops, too.

That is one hypothesis of the Moon’s formation. When the planet Theia impacted the Earth the debris might have formed two moons that eventually combined to form the one Moon we have today.

I wonder if Pink Floyd knew about the dark side of that other moon.

For a while, South Of The Border, a large tourist attraction in South Carolina, had its own police and fire departments. It probably still does.

Michelangelo knew that a picture speaks a thousand words.

Oh yeah? So what happened to this other moon? The ancient aliens stole it?

“Luke, I am your firefighter.”

" Yeeeeeessssss! "

Astronomy teacher asks, “Did anyone see the full moon last night?”

This young lady answers, “I saw a big black moon last night. At least until the guy pulled up his pants!”

The servant could read. He was hawking off the drawings on the side.

Servant: Hey Mike, can you sign this right here, so the grocer knows it’s from you.

The remaining moon got jealous and told that other one, “There can be only one!”

The other moon fell to Earth and is named Rosanne.

Take care, may the Ford be with you, and gesundheit.

A private fire department is probably much less controversial than a private POLICE department.

So Michelangelo came up the idea of emojis first.

Was the other moon a “Blue moon” with a Orange slice? ;o}

Disneyland has its own fire department. Hospital as well.

Had to let one go. Recession.

One of the moons got wise and moved to a better neighborhood…

After Chuck Norris retired to Lucas’ ranch, they are just called ‘Firewalkers’.

Michelangelo’s servant was adept with finances and sold the artist’s list for 24 florins.

The Soviets claimed the other one.

Please, GoComics, please give me the ability to block some users.

There’s a Wikipedia article: Claimed moons of Earth

I have TWO moons.

I have to sketch work assignments for liberal arts graduates who can’t read or write.

Why do we say “couldn’t read or write”? Have you known anyone who could do one but not the other?

Moon moon over Miami Miami. Shine On Harvest Moon Moon. Moonmoonlight Drive. Is there a cult of moonmoonies?

Gru’s ancestor took the other.

And the firemen are armed with Lighthoses…

The earth MAY HAVE had 2 moons? Then again, it MAY NOT have had 2 moons. Speculation is whatever you want it to be.