Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 24, 2021

That burrito was probably healthier than most burritos.

thanks for your service, Mr. Norris

Who wants to work as a Lion Mane Stylist?

I, too, had a coworker who didn’t retire until he was 90.

Reaching legal retirement age doesn’t mean one must or even want to retire. Lots of life left, lots of things that are still doable, lots of value to give.

That sounds ridiculous. Them female lions would prefer to be with the winning male lion.

So, Scar over Simba?!? I don’t think so!

And in an amazing coincidence there were no fires in Walhonding Valley from 1958 to 2020.

two believes one “not so much” = I once tried to snuggle a burro through a carport – does that count?

If you can’t hide drugs in a burrito, where can you hide them?

“But your Honor! I thought it was powdered sugar!”

The words “burrito and breakfast” don’t go together for me! ;o{

Was Ernie friends with Beaver Cleaver?

That Breakfast Burrito must’ve looked REALLY suspicious…

Hey thief, ever hear of X-rays???

RE: dark maned lions – no wonder there are so many empty bottles of Grecian Formula in the Serengeti.

The Walgreens in the Serengeti reports that ’Just for Manes has become their top seller.

During the summer of 1993 Ernie stopped driving and took the senior’s bus. He usually arrived after the fire was out.

See Manny, ask for the #5 ‘Supreme’.

Monsignor Eugene Yennock of the Diocese of Syracuse, NY is retiring on July 1st of this year after 71 years in the priesthood.