Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 18, 2021

Wow! Angelina Jolie sold a Winston Churchill painting. How amazing!

and, boy, did NASA dare a mighty thing with that parachute down to Mars

Jason, please get psycho help

Beth Chapman stole some lemons? Dog must have put the squeeze on her.

She needed to post bail for shoplifting? How many lemons did she accidentally steal? What type of draconian legal system do you Americans live under? If the product is recovered, unless it is a known repeat offender the police won’t even bother arresting someone for that where I live, unless they are caught stealing something really expensive or the store has video showing that the person steals regularly.

We sleep louder as reassurance that we are still there.

Wonder where she hid those lemons?

Churchill left behind a lot more than paintings. A whole nation remembers him as the man who more than anyone steered the fight against annihilation of his homeland.

Dare mighty things message is self-evident in every new venture into space. The parachute message was a reminder.

Wonder what Angela Jolie will get when she sells her Hunter Biden?

How do you accidentally steal something in a supermarket.

I once hunted a bounty dog.

Take care, may failed bank robber Gus “Hand Over The Yeast” Kellord be with you, and gesundheit.

It’s a pity Angelina couldn’t have spent that money on some of her other causes.

wow, astounding, amazing, and I can’t believe that one

It looks more like Beth Chapman stole cantaloupes…

I don’t believe any of it!

If someone else sold that painting, it wouldn’t have got so much money

And Beth accidentally stole Dog’s heart. RIP Beth.

Accidentally stole enough lemons to get arrested? Sure.

How do you “accidently” steal something? Answer: You don’t.

An explanation of why Ms. later-to-be Chapman was arrested. From nickiswift.com…. “She was standing on line at the grocery store waiting to pay for the lemon when she received a page on her beeper from her boss, a Colorado state senator,” Duane Chapman shared … This was before cell phones, so she got out of line to use the pay phone, still holding the lemon. Store security nabbed her on the spot for shoplifting." The incident wouldn’t have been a big deal, but Beth was also got caught with her boyfriend’s unregistered and unlicensed gun… Store employees called the police, who ran a check on Beth and found she had a warrant out for her arrest due to unpaid parking tickets. Beth went to jail… "

I guess “accidentally” will be the news excuse for shoplifting.