Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 05, 2021

Are introductions necessary? I doubt it. But if not…

A young Jewish man is sitting on a park bench in Gorky Park, obviously studying from a book. A Muscovite policeman passing by asks him what he’s studying. “I’m learning Hebrew, Sir,” the man replies.“Baah! That’s a useless endeavor, Comrade. You must realize you’ll never be allowed to emigrate to Israel; you’ll die here in Russia someday.”

“Then I’ll be able to converse with Abraham and Moses when I get to Heaven.”

“And what makes you so sure you’ll go to Heaven? What if you wind up in Hell?”

The young Jew shrugs his shoulders. “I already speak Russian.”

Nothing takes your mind off of hunger like a small orchestra driving by.

Would the three-two-one baby be considered unlucky if his middle name had three letters (like Leo) because the total number of letters in his full name would be thirteen?

My son was married on 07/07/07 at 7:07…

Forget the orchestra…..stand on the trailer handing out t-shirts that say “The floggings will continue until morale improves!”

It might be interesting if the orchestra played the 1812 Overture while the driver used the engine brake as a substitute for the cannon blasts.

Those Australian critters are very good at hiding.

They should’ve named their son 3 21 Kerr. He’d have a lot of fun explaining that to his peers.

Daughter was born on 9/13 at 9:13 pm our son was born In may at 9:13 am.

Typical socialist solution.

Australia has a lot of weirdness. Islands often do.

I suppose we here in America can look forward to mobile orchestras after our collapse is complete.

3 to 1 odds the kid will grow up to be a gambler!

I hope 321’s middle name is Blastoff!

So that’s where all the animals are going.

Take care, may boring track star Olga “Me ME MEEE” Soakthenetworkord be with you, and gesundheit.

It looks like Carter Kerr is also the first body-less child to be born and survive, which is a MUCH bigger deal. Why aren’t we talking about that?!?

“Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Kerr! You’ve given birth to a happy, healthy, one-and-a-half-pound bouncing baby head!”

I’m glad that most of their reptiles are there, not here! Most of them are very poisonous!

It is an island continent, d’uh!

1 sad solution and 2 believes. amazing the animal life in the Australian area. I have a friend who visits often to that continent and has some amazing pictures of the animal life there. The marsupial aspect is a very different way of nurturing young to ‘birth’.

Nearly all of the animals native to Australia are not mammals, but are marsupials.

Well then – lets send a flatbed trailer with an orchestra to Chicago, NYC, Minnesota, Portland…

What a great idea. Imagine if we put an orchestra on a barge and floated it down river from town to town, somebody should get a Handel on it…

And the Kerr’s room at the hospital was 321. Why not?

I’m happy to give away some of our snakes.