One good golf story deserves another, right? Did I say “good”? Well, here’s another golf story anyway:
An older couple, both avid golfers, are discussing life. The wife asks her husband, “Darling, if I died, do you think you’d remarry?”
The husband thinks about that a few seconds, and then says, “Yes, I suppose I would.”
“And would she sleep in this bed?” she asks him.
“Yes, of course she would, if we’re married.”
“Would she drive my car?”
“Well, sure. Why not?”
“And would she use my golf clubs?”
“No, absolutely not,” comes his adamant response.
“She’d sleep in this bed and drive my car, but not use my golf clubs? Why is that?” the wife wants to know.
The husband replies, “She’s left-handed.”
One good golf story deserves another, right? Did I say “good”? Well, here’s another golf story anyway:
An older couple, both avid golfers, are discussing life. The wife asks her husband, “Darling, if I died, do you think you’d remarry?”
The husband thinks about that a few seconds, and then says, “Yes, I suppose I would.”
“And would she sleep in this bed?” she asks him.
“Yes, of course she would, if we’re married.”
“Would she drive my car?”
“Well, sure. Why not?”
“And would she use my golf clubs?”
“No, absolutely not,” comes his adamant response.
“She’d sleep in this bed and drive my car, but not use my golf clubs? Why is that?” the wife wants to know.
The husband replies, “She’s left-handed.”