A wife wakes up from a dream yelling, “Run! My husband’s home!” and her husband wakes up and jumps out the window. [NOTE: This has been a warmup joke. Had it been a real joke, you would have kept on reading anyway, right? But on to The Main Event:]
A man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a youngwoman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She says, ‘Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.’’
“And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”
“We use it for sex,” she replies frankly.
The researcher is a little taken back. ‘Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so open and honest, will you please tell me exactly how you use it for sex?”
The woman answers, “I don’t mind telling you at all…my husband and I put it on the outside door knob so the kids can’t open our door.”
A wife wakes up from a dream yelling, “Run! My husband’s home!” and her husband wakes up and jumps out the window. [NOTE: This has been a warmup joke. Had it been a real joke, you would have kept on reading anyway, right? But on to The Main Event:]
A man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a youngwoman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She says, ‘Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.’’
“And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”
“We use it for sex,” she replies frankly.
The researcher is a little taken back. ‘Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so open and honest, will you please tell me exactly how you use it for sex?”
The woman answers, “I don’t mind telling you at all…my husband and I put it on the outside door knob so the kids can’t open our door.”