@stevesilver48 kicked tonight’s joke fest off with a prime target for humor, so I’ll follow suit.
An old Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra,” asked the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What is Irish Viagra?” she asked. “It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and let’s talk in a week.” A week later the doctor called the woman to check on the results. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It ‘twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!” “Oh my, really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with a bulge I hadn’t seen for years! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me biscuits, gravy, cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It ‘twas a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the love your husband provided wasn’t good?” “Freakin’ jaysus, it was the best I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face at Denny’s again.”
@stevesilver48 kicked tonight’s joke fest off with a prime target for humor, so I’ll follow suit.
An old Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra,” asked the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.” “What is Irish Viagra?” she asked. “It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and let’s talk in a week.” A week later the doctor called the woman to check on the results. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It ‘twas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!” “Oh my, really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with a bulge I hadn’t seen for years! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me biscuits, gravy, cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It ‘twas a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the love your husband provided wasn’t good?” “Freakin’ jaysus, it was the best I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face at Denny’s again.”
Here’s to better living through chemistry.