GREETINGS to all Ripley’s joke fans! Tonight is my last post for awhile, as my wife and I are off to Europe and sanity (well, relative sanity) until around Christmas. I don’t know what sort of connectivity we’ll have, but I wish you all well, and entrust the O.F.W.T.J. Society to the good hands of Steve Silver, Joe Who Fears Nothing, Charlie Fogwhistle, and all the other brave souls who post jokes despite the cacophony of nay-sayers. Wish me bon voyage and I’ll re-connect in three weeks or so. Meanwhile, the joke of the night – a golf joke, of course:
An older couple, both avid golfers, are discussing long-range plans. “Tell me,” the wife asks, “If I die first, do you think you’ll remarry?”“Yes, I suppose I would,” the husband concedes.“And would she sleep here in this bed with you?”“Yes, of course.”“And use our dishes? Even the wedding set dishes?”“Well, I don’t see why not,” he admits.“And would she use my golf clubs, too?”“Oh, no. Definitely not,” is his firm reply.“And why would that be?” the wife wants to know.“She’s left-handed.”
GREETINGS to all Ripley’s joke fans! Tonight is my last post for awhile, as my wife and I are off to Europe and sanity (well, relative sanity) until around Christmas. I don’t know what sort of connectivity we’ll have, but I wish you all well, and entrust the O.F.W.T.J. Society to the good hands of Steve Silver, Joe Who Fears Nothing, Charlie Fogwhistle, and all the other brave souls who post jokes despite the cacophony of nay-sayers. Wish me bon voyage and I’ll re-connect in three weeks or so. Meanwhile, the joke of the night – a golf joke, of course:
An older couple, both avid golfers, are discussing long-range plans. “Tell me,” the wife asks, “If I die first, do you think you’ll remarry?”“Yes, I suppose I would,” the husband concedes.“And would she sleep here in this bed with you?”“Yes, of course.”“And use our dishes? Even the wedding set dishes?”“Well, I don’t see why not,” he admits.“And would she use my golf clubs, too?”“Oh, no. Definitely not,” is his firm reply.“And why would that be?” the wife wants to know.“She’s left-handed.”