Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 04, 2021

The most common injuries: lactose intolerance-related indigestion and heartburn

Also, sea otters will fluff up their babies’ fur to create a pocket of air and keep them afloat when they’re too young to reliably swim. It’s very cute.

It would be more unbelievable If RBION stated that injuries were uncommon.

No, in England, it is a 183-metre hill and a half-stone wheel of cheese. Amusing sport though.

Sea otters got that something. I think they’ll understand.

Kristin must enjoy Christmas whoopie. Exactly 9 months later she gave birth three times.

Helping to keep the gene pool culled; thank you, Gloucestershire.

Take care, may famed baby doctor Petey “Gee Gee Goo Goo Gaa Gaa” Sorensord be with you, and gesundheit.

Put the tag Annual Event on any silly activity and it becomes attractive to the entire town.

Here is a video about the cheese rolling event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuktushEhY&ab_channel=NationalGeographic

Only 7 pounds (half stone)? Must be a small cheese. But then again, it is Gloucestershire. MMMMMMM

What kind of cheese? I prefer sharp cheeses.

Oh, the poor cheeses. Can’t anyone make it stop?

You can also watch the cheese rolling event on Netflix… funny show called “we are the champions” narrated by Raine Wilson. Fun series.

The cheese stands alone.

I know what Kristin likes for Christmas!

It seems Kristin gets a Thanksgiving dessert every year. (no, if you don’t get it I’m not going to explain it)

I don’t eat hard cheeses, you have to cut them, and nobody appreciates that

Well, Kristin Lammert didn’t actually deliver all three on the same day. But how else in English do you make clear the actual meaning? “Same date” doesn’t do it. Same month/day could lead to the same confusion.

Too bad about the injuries to the wheel of cheese, however. I am sure the morgue attendants find the remains — delicious!

Does this mean that Kristin Lammert was fertile the same day every year? That would be puzzling.

I have been struggling for hours trying to locate an on-topic joke good enough to satisfy the high standards of this group, and have finally given up. However, as @stevesilver48 has already posted, I decided that his foray into humor constitutes an acceptable new topic, and so once more I follow Steve’s lead.

A 22-year-old man and a 57-year-old woman got to know each other in a bar. Even though there was a big age gap, they liked each other. Later that night, she whispers into his ear “Do you want to be intimate with a mother and a daughter at the same time?” Of course he agreed and when they walked home, he felt like the luckiest person on Earth.

When they arrived at her place she opened the door and shouted: “Are you still awake, mom?”

Until next time.

Yeah, who in hell cut the cheese?

how do you injure cheese?

i love otters

Christmastime was exciting in that house.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I think I would hate to share my birthday with sibling(s). Guess I’m just attention-seeking and greedy, lol. It also might have something to do with the fact that I have 8 siblings. :-D