Hello, all — anyone remember me? I don’t know how long I’ll be around this time, but I want to let everyone know that (in case I get banned permanently) I’ve had a bunch of fun and tried to malign no group - or at least not exclusively. Anyway, here are some thoughts on Life:“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” – Jennifer Yane“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.” – Golda Meir“I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued.” – Bill Dane “The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. – Mark Twain “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself.” – Tom Wilson “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home.” Phyllis Diller “I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.” – Rita Rudner “I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller“Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.” – George Burns “Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” – John Wagner “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
Hello, all — anyone remember me? I don’t know how long I’ll be around this time, but I want to let everyone know that (in case I get banned permanently) I’ve had a bunch of fun and tried to malign no group - or at least not exclusively. Anyway, here are some thoughts on Life:“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” – Jennifer Yane“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.” – Golda Meir“I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued.” – Bill Dane “The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. – Mark Twain “Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself.” – Tom Wilson “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home.” Phyllis Diller “I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.” – Rita Rudner “I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller“Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.” – George Burns “Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” – John Wagner “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg