As for the priority given pets over partners, my wife was upset that the dog was considered man’s best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.
To test the question, I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes.
Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
Want to see people try to bend into a position they are not used to? Tell them “Fun fact: The length of the inside of your forearm is the same as the length of your foot.”
Just leave the dolphin out of water a couple of days, trust me it wil smell. (for those unaware besides the cetacean, Dolphin is also another name for the fish called mahi-mahi)
meowlin over 1 year ago
I guess dolphins don’t need deodorant then.
Leroy over 1 year ago
…However, negotiations between the Kilburns and Jockey are currently at a standstill.
OldsVistaCruiser over 1 year ago
Shaquille O’Neal “only” wears a size 22.
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
Oh my gosh! Bigfoot does exist!
basspro over 1 year ago
That’s not true I came upon a dead on on the seashore and it “smelled” pretty bad.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
Oh leave me alone. ~ Jen Zee
May the hoard be with you as it is with me. And gesundheit.
joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago
I get to a size 24 when my gout flares up. I could use a pair of shoes also.
Vermont Premium Member over 1 year ago
Clown shoes fit him perfectly, though.
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
They are pet owners!! Of course they would spend more money on their pets. DUH!! Besides pets are more lovable and more faithful.
ladykat over 1 year ago
I did not know that about dolphins.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Key word is “partner”, if they were married then it would be the couple spending money on the dog.
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member over 1 year ago
This “Gen Z” factoid is further proof that the end of our culture and civilization has been predicted by the idiocy of this generation!
LAFITZGERALD over 1 year ago
No wonder there’s a divorce rate of such people who prefer pets to their spouses going way nowadays!!
mindjob over 1 year ago
Unlike partners, pets don’t have the annoying habit of looking at their phones when you’re trying to talk to them
The Duke over 1 year ago
I wonder how tall Eric Kilburn is? With feet that big he should be come a fire fighter so he can stomp out fires with them feet.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
Bears is not like dolphins, because they sure is able to smell. In fact, they smells lots.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
As for the priority given pets over partners, my wife was upset that the dog was considered man’s best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.
To test the question, I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes.
Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eric must be a hybrid hobbit. When he walks, people ahead warn others that they might be crushed.
Jogger2 over 1 year ago
Want to see people try to bend into a position they are not used to? Tell them “Fun fact: The length of the inside of your forearm is the same as the length of your foot.”
h.v.greenman over 1 year ago
Just leave the dolphin out of water a couple of days, trust me it wil smell. (for those unaware besides the cetacean, Dolphin is also another name for the fish called mahi-mahi)
LaurelAnnHardy over 1 year ago
He’s not afraid of windy days.