As for the priority given pets over partners, my wife was upset that the dog was considered man’s best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.
To test the question, I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes.
Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
Want to see people try to bend into a position they are not used to? Tell them “Fun fact: The length of the inside of your forearm is the same as the length of your foot.”
Just leave the dolphin out of water a couple of days, trust me it wil smell. (for those unaware besides the cetacean, Dolphin is also another name for the fish called mahi-mahi)
meowlin 11 months ago
I guess dolphins don’t need deodorant then.
Leroy 11 months ago
…However, negotiations between the Kilburns and Jockey are currently at a standstill.
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
Keric Ilburn One time I was 15 years old altogether. One time there was a size 24.
One time there were 2,001 pet owners.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
OldsVistaCruiser 11 months ago
Shaquille O’Neal “only” wears a size 22.
therese_callahan2002 11 months ago
Oh my gosh! Bigfoot does exist!
basspro 11 months ago
That’s not true I came upon a dead on on the seashore and it “smelled” pretty bad.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
Oh leave me alone. ~ Jen Zee
May the hoard be with you as it is with me. And gesundheit.
joe piglet Premium Member 11 months ago
I get to a size 24 when my gout flares up. I could use a pair of shoes also.
Vermont Premium Member 11 months ago
Clown shoes fit him perfectly, though.
DawnQuinn1 11 months ago
They are pet owners!! Of course they would spend more money on their pets. DUH!! Besides pets are more lovable and more faithful.
ladykat 11 months ago
I did not know that about dolphins.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 11 months ago
Key word is “partner”, if they were married then it would be the couple spending money on the dog.
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 11 months ago
This “Gen Z” factoid is further proof that the end of our culture and civilization has been predicted by the idiocy of this generation!
LAFITZGERALD 11 months ago
No wonder there’s a divorce rate of such people who prefer pets to their spouses going way nowadays!!
mindjob 11 months ago
Unlike partners, pets don’t have the annoying habit of looking at their phones when you’re trying to talk to them
The Duke 11 months ago
I wonder how tall Eric Kilburn is? With feet that big he should be come a fire fighter so he can stomp out fires with them feet.
cactusbob333 11 months ago
Bears is not like dolphins, because they sure is able to smell. In fact, they smells lots.
Charlie Fogwhistle 11 months ago
As for the priority given pets over partners, my wife was upset that the dog was considered man’s best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.
To test the question, I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes.
Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
Eric must be a hybrid hobbit. When he walks, people ahead warn others that they might be crushed.
Jogger2 11 months ago
Want to see people try to bend into a position they are not used to? Tell them “Fun fact: The length of the inside of your forearm is the same as the length of your foot.”
h.v.greenman 11 months ago
Just leave the dolphin out of water a couple of days, trust me it wil smell. (for those unaware besides the cetacean, Dolphin is also another name for the fish called mahi-mahi)
LaurelAnnHardy 11 months ago
He’s not afraid of windy days.