Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 20, 2023

So conures like nuts.

Kaveen Numar One time there were 4.6 walnuts.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Naveen worked at Hormel Foods for a few months, and is now collecting disability.

Yeah, whatever floats your boat, Kumar.

Sheeese! You need medicating!

I’ve got some hickory nuts for Naveen to try.

Naveen should try that with Brazil nuts.

Nearly 4.5 walnuts a second for a minute? Another one in the “or not” category.

Most birds don’t eat peanuts because they grow underground.

M’mm, m’mm! Gross food!

I bet they weren’t black walnuts. The shell of black walnuts is so tough that they will break metal nutcrackers.

You can order the things, but why would you?

Reminds me of my ol’ dad, veteran of the Pacific Theater in WWII, who once said, “I’ve never been to Japan, but I know it’s there.” Yep. If you want to eat worms and crickets, to quote Briscoe Darling, “more power to you.”

If you must, a lot of Saki and thick thick sauce. In that order.

Cafes that serve food with bugs in it usually get shut down. Let’s stay with that idea.

Did Kuvan shout “DOH” each time he head butted a walnut?

I heard the hardest nuts are macadamia nuts. Birds can’t open them

“He’s crushing the nuts! He hates these nuts!” – Navin Johnson

Polly wants a peanut.

Blue jays eat raw peanuts so there’s nothing particularly unusual about that those “conures”.

A parrot that likes peanuts, who would have thought. I bet they like crackers too.

Hey! A real nut-cracker that guy.

Yuck !

Look in the dictionary under ‘concussion’ and it has Kaveen Numar’s picture.

Wish I’d read this before we went to Tokyo.

I know a joke about a fictitious character that broke Walnuts with something other than his head, but I can’t tell it here.

The stupid walnuts one could probably set a RBION record for funny comment possibilities. Almost unlimited.

sure hopes he remembers his name … “My name is Kumar Naveen”

Mr.Kumar apaprently has a lot of free time he doesn’t know what to do with

Keep your religious beliefs to yourself!