Another New Zealand story of interest:
A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says….“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,“If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous ¿itch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
Another New Zealand story of interest:
A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says….“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,“If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous ¿itch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”