A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog…
..as she’s browsing a clerk comes along and says “If you’re using it on you’re underarms, don’t spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot.”
She says “No, it’s not for my underarms.”
The clerk says “Well if you’re doing your legs, don’t wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin.”
She says “No it’s not for my legs… if you must know, it’s for my Schnauzer”
The clerk says “Ah, I see, in that case don’t ride a bicycle for a week.”
Speaking of long hair:
A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog…
..as she’s browsing a clerk comes along and says “If you’re using it on you’re underarms, don’t spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot.”
She says “No, it’s not for my underarms.”
The clerk says “Well if you’re doing your legs, don’t wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin.”
She says “No it’s not for my legs… if you must know, it’s for my Schnauzer”
The clerk says “Ah, I see, in that case don’t ride a bicycle for a week.”