Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 11, 2024

When I lived in Mesa AZ cats decided to share territories. All night long and some days a cat would sit in a driveway until all the cats saw it, then it’d move on and another cat would sit in that driveway. One day a neighbor and I were chatting and a cat was walking by, Bob moved his arm which woke the sleep walking cat up which jumped on Bobs roof and made a get away. Jumped straight onto his roof!

However, that “recent study” was conducted by jealous dogs.

Cats only want two things from humans, food and a scritch behind the ear.

Here’s another fun Egyptian / cat fact for you. The Egyptians regarded cats as sacred adn when a pet cat died they shaved off their eyebrows in mourning. The mourning period for the cat lasted for the length of time it took for the eyebrows to fully grow back.

That would explain the neighbor’s cat who took a tour of my house last week uninvited!

It’s cats fault for being so darn fluffy

Who conducted the feline study, a poll cat?

The miffed Egyptian mummy, upset by his overly-starched Calvin Clines, got out of his sar-cough-a-gus in a rampage, scaring off some crows and kicking some affectionate cats. His name was He-upset. BION!

What’s the difference between Egyptian mummies and Aztec mummies?

Answer: Egyptian mummies are wrapped in linen and Aztec mummies are wrapped in tortillas.

It’s a matter of consent for cats. People are notoriously bad at understanding what consent means.

So the mummies’ mommy warned them to always wear clean underwear in case they were going to be embalmed?

That can’t be true about scarecrows. Edgar Allen Poe didn’t invent the crow until much later, and he called it a raven.

And no Batman to fight the scarecrows.

I wondered what happened to “Grumpy Cat”!!