A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies, “And business is a bit slow right now!”
The Clarks did not notice the weight of the cat? I have had cats jump into boxes and have always noticed the weight. Was the cat asleep? And did the Clarks check the box?
wooleys2001 about 2 months ago
Sturdy cat!
pearlsbs about 2 months ago
And Carrie said, “Dang! I though I had gotten rid of that darn cat.”
PaulAbbott2 about 2 months ago
Ripley really delivered a good strip today
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
Why would a boat in a lake have it’s own PO? Where I live in FL I can’t throw a cat without hitting a PO
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
At the post office….
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies, “And business is a bit slow right now!”
RLG Premium Member about 2 months ago
Did Carrie get free shipping?
therese_callahan2002 about 2 months ago
Let’s hope that ship doesn’t become another Edmund Fitzgerald.
Old Tarf Premium Member about 2 months ago
Checked out the JW Westcott II on youtube. A private company boat that delivers to ships on the Detroit River. Interesting.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago
Did Aunt Clara from Christmas Vacation pack the box?
artegal about 2 months ago
I guess RBION is just mailing it in these days.
Guybrush Threepwood about 2 months ago
Ooooh poor little kitty ;_; That might have been scary AF for her.
MichiganMitten about 2 months ago
Meow?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 2 months ago
Was what happened to Galena an accident? Believe It, I Do NOT!!
rbullfogg about 2 months ago
Here in Georgia, the wedding invitation sent from Perry Georgia to Americus Georgia a distance of 45 miles, took 29 days for delivery, via Atlanta!
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
The Clarks did not notice the weight of the cat? I have had cats jump into boxes and have always noticed the weight. Was the cat asleep? And did the Clarks check the box?
cupertino jay about 2 months ago
may the mythical lord (and it’s followers), puh-lease, leave us the fork alone.
LAFITZGERALD about 2 months ago
Oh, wow – that’s some panel!!
Garffan#1 about 2 months ago
“For the last time Galena, STAY OUT OF THE BOX!!!!”