Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 17, 2024

I flagged Jason’s very naughty comment and now he’s banned for 321 years !

The supreme court is now wholly owned by a felon so they are no longer impartial!

320 times, eh? Well that really changes the world for the better, doesn’t it?!

In 1981 the USDA declared ketchup a vegetable.

Xhen Ciaoqing One time I spun my phone 321 times. Jason, ol’ buddy, we’re thinking about you.

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.

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This isn’t for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three WISE MEN in DC.

A search for a VIRGIN was also fruitless.

There was no problem, however, finding enough AS$ES to fill the stable.

Technically, those are legs on the Mexican Mole Lizard.

I wonder if they made any ruling on avocados which are technically fruit

Fun fact: New Jerseys state vegetable is a tomato.

You are bragging if you say your pink lizard is nine inches long.

We have fully legless lizards in the US. When I lived in north Florida, I once heard a weird sound like someone eating potato chips outside my house. It was a cat, munching on a glass snake! Those are actually completely legless lizards, formally known as glass lizards; that one was an Eastern glass lizard, which lives in the southeast US.

When I was 7 years old, I thought Eisenhower was president for life and the Supreme Court made perfect decisions. That’s why childhood seemed so great, because ignorance is bliss.

changed from fruit to charge tax on tomatoes, naturally

a citrus fruit, too.

Yes, and Reagan’s USDA school lunch program tried to call Ketchup a vegetable…

In China, tomatoes are treated like fruit. Like, eaten with sugar or used with grapes and kiwi slices to garnish a (my) birthday cake.

Pumpkins and cucumbers are also technically fruits.

Down in Baja California there crawls a beast so bizarre, so cruel, so foul, that the mere mention of it sends locals scurrying. It’s an opportunist, said to attack humans at their most vulnerable moment: potty time.

Wired.Com/2014/12/absurd-creature-of-the-week-mexican-mole-lizard/#:~:text=OK%252C%2520it’s%2520not%2520true%E2%80%94the,pulled%2520up%2520to%2520two%2520cowboys.

In case you’re wondering, the reason the court cared enough about the issue was a tax on vegetables.

In the spirit of JSL, I once spun my phone 321 times!

That mole lizard really is a pretty crazzzzy animal. But it’s working for him.

Why does the pic of the lizard have front legs if he is legless?

So it does have arms, then?