Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpicker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my picker into”.
Leroy about 6 hours ago
I wonder how monkeys celebrate. [Do they go to monkey bars??]
eromlig about 6 hours ago
One tree? Big deal. In Birnam Wood, an entire forest walked.
comixbomix about 5 hours ago
Never realized Mandrills could count that high.
Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
Tree story
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpicker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my picker into”.
jonnytest about 4 hours ago
OMG! Ents are real!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 hour ago
My aunt Millie was the same way. Rest her soles.