A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. His wife asks, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was getting on the bus behind this curvy brunette, and noticed her skirt was jammed in between her cheeks. Being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me.”
The wife is seething mad. “Oh do tell. And how did you get the OTHER black eye?”
“HeII, I decided she liked it the way she had it, so I tucked it back in.”
Buddy about 8 hours ago
I begged the moderators to remove him a few years ago, and they never responded. I cancelled my Premium membership because of it.
Pickled Pete about 7 hours ago
Slug Story
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A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. His wife asks, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was getting on the bus behind this curvy brunette, and noticed her skirt was jammed in between her cheeks. Being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me.”
The wife is seething mad. “Oh do tell. And how did you get the OTHER black eye?”
“HeII, I decided she liked it the way she had it, so I tucked it back in.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 hour ago
There is a new robot dog that searches out fire ant nests for extermination. Turns out, it does really well.