A doctor says grimly to a patient, “You are a very sick man. You’ve been diagnosed with covid, monkey pox, swine flu, Ebola, and bubonic plague all at the same time.”
“Is there anything that can be done to help me?” asks the patient.
“Amazingly, there is,” says the doctor. “First, we’ll put you in a private room where you’ll have everything you need to be as relaxed and comfortable as possible. Next, we’ll put you on a diet of pancakes and flounder.”
“Okay…” says the patient, “But why pancakes and flounder?”
“Because,” the doctor says, “That’s the only food we can slide under your door!”
Calvin for President ! about 5 hours ago
When Hell’s gates are full, the dead shall walk the Detroit ?
The Duke about 5 hours ago
I do not believe the Detroit story. Couldn’t they substitute another type of paper for the certificates?
The Duke about 5 hours ago
But do you know?
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
Worse than the Black Death
A doctor says grimly to a patient, “You are a very sick man. You’ve been diagnosed with covid, monkey pox, swine flu, Ebola, and bubonic plague all at the same time.”“Is there anything that can be done to help me?” asks the patient.
“Amazingly, there is,” says the doctor. “First, we’ll put you in a private room where you’ll have everything you need to be as relaxed and comfortable as possible. Next, we’ll put you on a diet of pancakes and flounder.”
“Okay…” says the patient, “But why pancakes and flounder?”
“Because,” the doctor says, “That’s the only food we can slide under your door!”
J. R. M. about 1 hour ago
Couldn’t they go paperless? Like the utility bills?