A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea!,” he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own friggin blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and did not care!
Calvin for President ! about 7 hours ago
Esp my farts ask my wife !
h.v.greenman about 7 hours ago
And Jackie Gleason could propel Audrey Meadows to the moon
j_m_kuehl about 7 hours ago
Sounds like the big “Boom Boom” theory
viperfuel60 about 7 hours ago
Some estimates say that the stars out number the grains of sand by about 10 to 1
The Duke about 6 hours ago
I agree it’s theoretically possible to propel yourself with a fart but not if you’re wearing a space suit.
boniface22 about 5 hours ago
A fart in a spacesuit would be most unwelcome.
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
The fart rebuttal
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea!,” he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own friggin blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and did not care!
Hoosier Guy about 3 hours ago
There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in the Milky Way galaxy. Believe it or not.
bobpickett1 about 2 hours ago
TMI