A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea!,” he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own friggin blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and did not care!
Calvin for President ! about 5 hours ago
Esp my farts ask my wife !
h.v.greenman about 5 hours ago
And Jackie Gleason could propel Audrey Meadows to the moon
j_m_kuehl about 5 hours ago
Sounds like the big “Boom Boom” theory
viperfuel60 about 4 hours ago
Some estimates say that the stars out number the grains of sand by about 10 to 1
The Duke about 4 hours ago
I agree it’s theoretically possible to propel yourself with a fart but not if you’re wearing a space suit.
boniface22 about 3 hours ago
A fart in a spacesuit would be most unwelcome.
Pickled Pete about 2 hours ago
The fart rebuttal
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea!,” he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own friggin blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and did not care!
Hoosier Guy 35 minutes ago
There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in the Milky Way galaxy. Believe it or not.
bobpickett1 2 minutes ago
TMI