Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 16, 2024

My clothing my choice ?

Imma go with the Swiss army underwear, that folds in between the scissors and the corkscrew.

So they no changes undiewears for three months eh.

That washing machine might be good for washing shoe laces. One per load.

Brit skivvies, bollocks!

Clothesline is solar powered. Greta approves.

And if you turn in underwear inside out and wear it backwards you can get an additional 2 months.

As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn’t resist a quick glance at her undies:

“Hey cheeky!” she said as she gave me a playful kick, “I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls’ skirts, isn’t it?”

“That’s an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam.” I said sternly. “I don’t work here!”

Right to dry? When does the insanity stop?

I’m thinking the Vermont law was passed after a lot of civil disobedience, lol!

Who cares about microbes. What about tax men and the ex wives and stuff?

Now Sebin Saji can wash all his microbials.

What? Vermont/ banned the solar clothes dryer…..say it aint so.

After three months the skid marks would be an inch thick, you’d never get it into that little washing machine then you would have no use for a clothesline to dry it.

Disgusting! (underwear for 3 months)

Hung out to dry, a political trope?