Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for November 01, 2024

Why do puppets cry?…

Because of puppet tears

When two sock puppets really care for each other, it’s not just sox, they make glove.

Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?

Let’s see a show of hands..

The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!

But that’s just projected figures.

I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.

One sock turned to the other…

Knock knock…

Who’s there?

We live in a shh…

We live in a shh who?