Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 09, 2020

Maybe Cap’n Crush would be better?

Mikey likes it!

At least he’s not grinding it up and snorting it. Then he’d be getting high on Life! (Not mine… Different wording, but it’s from Bo Burnham).

I don’t think the Battle Creek cereal industry would ever put out a cereal called “DEATH”. No matter if they thought it profitable. That said, if you eat all that sugary cereal like Cap’n Crunch, well… ’nuff said.

its okay the milk will eventually give him diabetes or a heart attack

The fact that it’s “highly processed and loaded with sugar” goes right up their alley

Finally something funny……

Death would not sound as good, but Afterlife might sound somewhat better, but if Junior loves it

The kid’s name is Mikey.

I’ve seen another one-panel comic with the Grim Reaper eating Life cereal. I think it was “Speed Bump.”

Just make sure the milk has expired.

that sugary cereal will be the death of him…