Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 13, 2020

If we don’t get it in the first take there will be no putting you back together again.

I want a stunt double!

So, don’t scramble it.

Days before CGI…

Humpty: Oh, what’s the big deal? Look at all the King’s horses and men standing by…I’m sure they can put me back—

Director: ONE TAKE, EVERYBODY!!

Director: AND CUT! Breakfast everyone.

He made a big splash in Hollywood, I hear.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Did they already go through the other 11 in the carton?

Didn’t read your contact close enough did yea ?

Ready when you are, C.B!

Will his life flash before his eyes? Coming out of a chickens butt.. eww what an image to end on.

Make your policy is up to date humpty

Oooh! A snuff film!

I bet he falls the wrong way…

Trust me. You don’t want to see the outtakes.

This shot requires an actor who’s hard boiled.

Your comics crack me up Leigh :-)

Humpty Dumpty’s just a-nother egg on the wall…

Shortest Stunt Double Career on record.

Are they filming in H.D.?