Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 14, 2020

Oo, ICK! Wool floss!!

It’s almost dental masturbation…

I guess that’s convenient.

The further down he goes, the more diminishing the return.

Hope he clips it off before he goes to bed

His dentist told him to fleece every night.

Flossy the sheep getting ready for another day in the field.

Must’ve happened in the 50s or 60s, given the colorist’s choice for the sink.

Just so long as it isn’t steel wool.

Another reason for male pattern baldness.

So why is that person wearing a sheep costume?

(Sheep’s teeth look nothing like a human’s.)