Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 25, 2020

He is going to need some heavy armor to get through this meal.

At least he won’t be lacking iron once he’d done!

Long ago, I ate a cereal that advertised it was shot from guns…but never one shot from bows.

Can you blame the breakfast for defending itself? That kid is obviously a cereal killer.

That is not heavily fortified, that is heavily armed.

Not quite awake yet are we.

They don’t mean to hurt him. They’re just getting their Kix.

Add a couple of catapults and it would make a complete breakfast.

Love the crenellated bowl. You don’t see those everyday.

Breakfast besieged

Did he pour in milk, or boiling oil?

He’s attacking the B-complex.

Get a life kid.

Castle-Os…

quibbling, not drawn to scale

Oooh are those arrows made of marshmallows?

For those who won’t stick to their diet.

I like the crenelations on the bowl.

Who changed the script?