Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 09, 2020

And just how much are you charging those two for the session. If i might ask.

Those strange aliens aren’t going away just because you want to, you real estate agent!

I hadn’t realized that those big stones were gender specific…

Non-Talking Heads.

The Mo’ai talk, the less you answer.

Come on, let’s Rap a -Nui.

(Okay, I’m sorry.

Honest.

Really sorry.

That one hurt me more than it hurt you. )

They’re just the tip of the iceberg.

He’s not going to get anything out of them. They have rocks for brains.

Couple of hard heads.

He can stay there till Easter and they still won’t talk.

Obviously he needed this vacation.

I’d hate to try to budge either of them.

It’s hard to budge when you’re buried up to your neck.

Hopeless case. No matter what, they remain stone faced.

Here’s some mood music for you Doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE

Looks like they’re at loggerheads

C’mon guys! Don’t be so rigid.

They look a little stoned.