Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 03, 2020

Love the idea, though.

Maybe try gathering instead?

Yeah, that kid of spear WOULD be pointless. Unless it was a practice spear maybe.

Pointless to the cave man, but eons later the Scots adapted it for the caber toss.

Same day Flat Head Og became a vegetarian.

If you hold onto it, it is a staff.

Next, the cruelty free stomp.

And the last

https://youtu.be/k1SARG4wC_8

Rubber bullets

It’s likely there weren’t any bratty kids saying they don’t eat meat.

A gut shot would not have worked anyway.

That’s more of a javelina javelin.

Yeah, it was the first and last use of the cruelty free spear because he annoyed the Mammoth and she flattened him.

It worked. By the look of his face he is unhappy.

The Nerf spear.

b-but he left a bruise on that poor elephant

Tusk, tusk, tusk… poor elephant, always being hunted.