Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 26, 2020

Well, it was a heavily worded speech.

Why are they all wearing toilet paper?

See, de-population isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

nothing like a good example to sell an argument

This usually only happens to selfie-takers. Yosemite is particularly useful for this culling process.

A leading candidate for this year’s Darwin awards.

Meanwhile, down below the cliff, someone is singing “Someday My Plinth Will Come.” It’ll be sooner than he/she thinks.

….drop

What’s this? A convention of zombie mummies?

If only…..

And divided they are.

And now you’re subtracted.

Someone should have told him to spring from that pedestal, in order to avoid a fall.

In THESE unprecedented times, the common wisdom is that division is safer than unity.

I’ll be darned – he was right!