Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 12, 2021

Try spinning it instead.

Not in tip top shape

It’s in tippy top condition!

Joe must be a spin doctor.

Probably from Southern Hemisphere.

“OK, let me take it for a spin…”

Hmmm, let me consult with my colleague at Bill’s Bottom Repair.

And a ’Top of the Morn, to you, too, Gov".

“I am sorry sir but I fix tops and this is clearly a plumb”

When I was a kid, we had the tops that you wrapped a string around it and then threw it on the ground to make it spin.

The problem is not the top. It’s you.

Needs: a. batteries. b. string. c. talent.

The Tops haven’t been the same since the death of Levi Stubbs.

You’ll have to leave it. I work on four at a time.

Did you ever think to try it with string?

You’ve just got to string it along.

Did you turn it off and then back on?

Hmm might need to put a little spin on it buh doom psst

I know the feeling

Like to see the writer top that